After showering would be a good opportunity to try out a few extra products, if you're secure in your manhood, of course. A specialized treatment like a clay mask sounds scary, but it'll suck out impurities and brighten your skin. In the time it takes the mask to dry, usually around 5 to 10 minutes, you can towel off, slap on some deodorant and a body moisturizer, and tame overgrown nails with a pair of clippers. You can also scare roommates or small children in your neighborhood.
Wash off the mask with lukewarm water and follow our guide in Get Your PhD in Shaving. More time allows for more attention to detail. So take this time to balance out and taper those sideburns, snip any stray eyebrow hairs and trim those random hairs trying to escape from your nostrils. Style your hair as usual, fine-tuning your look as you go along. And finish with your favorite cologne, making sure you apply it to the wrists (or the back of the neck) instead of directly onto the neck where the alcohol will burn.